Stop — labor time!
So humans have been having babies for thousands of years, but if you listen to all of the mothers out there who want to tell you their horror stories, you might be wondering how. The answer, as far as we can tell, is that labor isn’t as bad as it’s made out to be if [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )The last straw.
My electricity is going to get cut off on the 15th of June, and it’s up to me to make sure that it doesn’t happen. As such, I’m starting over. I need to make $400 in two weeks, period, and I can’t leave home (my wife injured her leg, so she needs help to [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Man, I’m busy.
What with my wife having a baby in seven weeks, I didn’t think I’d have much time to blog lately. It’s true, but not for the reasons I thought. I’ve become, in rapid succession, a published author and a certified Expert Author according to Ezine Articles! I’ve only got two articles up [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Losing arguments sucks.
My wife has figured out how to never lose an argument. I suspect that this is a female trick, taught shortly after language acquisition by the Mothers-Of-Mankind Societies. MOMS know the secret, and they never share it with the men. But my wife is truly devoted to my well-being and personal development, [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )My baby kicks me in the face.
So I’ve started a new nightly tradition: talking loudly to my wife’s belly button. The first time I did this, my baby kicked me in the face. At least, that’s what we think; it might have been butt-fu. Butt-fu is dangerous, however, so we choose to believe the baby is kicking me.
Let me tell all of you guys [...]
