Wow, having a baby makes you busy!

Posted on January 23, 2009. Filed under: Baby, Biographical, Internet Marketing, Nutrition | Tags: , , , , |

OK, so it’s been like two or three months since I’ve been able to post, because of a lot of things that I won’t go into a lot of detail on.  Suffice to say, it involves cancer, unemployment, babies, a liquid lunch, two rubber bands, and a particle accelerator.  (6 points if you get that [...]

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Stop — labor time!

Posted on August 28, 2008. Filed under: Baby, Biographical | Tags: , , , |

So humans have been having babies for thousands of years, but if you listen to all of the mothers out there who want to tell you their horror stories, you might be wondering how.   The answer, as far as we can tell, is that labor isn’t as bad as it’s made out to be if [...]

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How Not to Kill your Kid, part 2: Infancy

Posted on August 16, 2008. Filed under: Baby, Biographical, Health (non-nutrition), Nutrition | Tags: , , , , |

Now, I’m not a father yet, so this may be a bit premature. Forgive me, but I’ve been having lots of long discussions with nurses, mothers, nutritionists, and at least one person who’s been all three (my mother-in-law), and I feel the building need to write this.
In Part 1 of this series, I talked [...]

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Man, I’m busy.

Posted on June 18, 2008. Filed under: Baby, Bad Science, Biographical, Science | Tags: , , , , |

What with my wife having a baby in seven weeks, I didn’t think I’d have much time to blog lately. It’s true, but not for the reasons I thought. I’ve become, in rapid succession, a published author and a certified Expert Author according to Ezine Articles! I’ve only got two articles up [...]

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How to not kill your kid, part 1: Pre-conception to Birth

Posted on June 11, 2008. Filed under: Baby, Health (non-nutrition), Nutrition, Playing with Food, Science | Tags: , , , |

Not killing your kid is a very complex and delicate process. It starts, strangely, long before your kid is born, or even concieved. According to “The Prenatal Prescription” (see my other post on this awesome book), a mother’s wombstate from the moment of conception onward has profound effects on her child’s life. [...]

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My baby kicks me in the face.

Posted on May 31, 2008. Filed under: Baby, Biographical | Tags: , |

So I’ve started a new nightly tradition: talking loudly to my wife’s belly button.  The first time I did this, my baby kicked me in the face.  At least, that’s what we think; it might have been butt-fu.  Butt-fu is dangerous, however, so we choose to believe the baby is kicking me.
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